are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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