its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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