The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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