Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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