You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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