Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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