No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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