What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
