i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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