Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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