New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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