babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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