I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Pooping to opera.
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