you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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