hell yes lets make some ravioli
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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