Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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