I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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