are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So apparently I’m into choking now
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