In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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