Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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