I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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