Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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