Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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