just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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