Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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