her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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