If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
