he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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