Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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