i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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