the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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