The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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