I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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