I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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