when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She said her name was "party"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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