Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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