If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I've blown a few things in my day
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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