His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Never let your siblings swipe right.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
