How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
