you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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