And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize