let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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