rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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