This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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