Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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