you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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