Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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