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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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