I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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