just tell him i said nine months
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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