i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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