Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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