i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think I am morally bankrupt
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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