I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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