she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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