Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I know her cup size but not her name....
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