did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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